- *puts on new glasses*
- Karen: "Seeing is a very powerful thing. You have to be very careful exac…"
- *looks in mirror and screams*
- Karen: "Oh, my God I'm a monster! Damn you, doctor! Damn you and your evil futuristic vision glasses!"
- Optometrist: "You know they've had glasses since the 16th century."
- Jack: "Umm, yeah she didn't like wearing them then either."
I’m so glad my computer screen doesn’t judge me for the shit that it sees.
